ABC... Easy as 123

Books: way over priced.

Living in Provo: costly.

New school year? Priceless.

Heat

I lamented snow

in May, however I think

I'd welcome it back

[but probably just for a few hours

cause then I'd get sick of it again]

Mosquitoes

I really hate them.

Everything about their lives.

Satan in bug form.

I hate sports*

World cup? NBA?

No thank you, sir. I'd rather

have my leg cut off.

I'm sorry for all the controversy this post may rustle up.

I don't hate the idea of sports. Physical exercise is great! And teams, and camaraderie... those are all admirable things.

I just hate them in practice.

I hate TALKING about them.

I hate that people SPEND MONEY on them

I hate WATCHING them.

and mostly, I hate LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE ARGUE about them.

*However, I LOVE the Olympics

Doctor, please

Scratchy, aching throat.

the only thing I want now

is Halls Fruit Breezers