Baldy

in all of Star Trek

the Captain Jean-Luc Picard

clearly reigns supreme.

Secret Desire

The title I crave

more than 'most any other:

Crazy cat lady.

Pants on the ground

Pants on the groun-duh

Lookin' like a foo' with your

pants on the groun-duh

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Graduation

So long, so painful:

Graduation. Forever?

gross understatement

DAY ONE

Today's topic?

Velociraptors, of course.

I've already posted this on my other blog, but it's such a delight that I feel no shame in using it twice.

Velociraptor

biting, gnashing, destroying-

conqueror of all.