I hate sports*

World cup? NBA?

No thank you, sir. I'd rather

have my leg cut off.

I'm sorry for all the controversy this post may rustle up.

I don't hate the idea of sports. Physical exercise is great! And teams, and camaraderie... those are all admirable things.

I just hate them in practice.

I hate TALKING about them.

I hate that people SPEND MONEY on them

I hate WATCHING them.

and mostly, I hate LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE ARGUE about them.

*However, I LOVE the Olympics